Achievments

Long Shot
Hit an employee with a sharp object from more than 10 meters away. Pretty self explanatory, but I would reccomend trying it in a larger level like showroom, or enigma.

Sniper
Hit an employee with a sharp object from more than 20 meters away. Pretty self explanatory, but I would reccomend trying it in a larger level like showroom, or enigma.

Missing Link
Shatter 20 Ceramic objects.

If I cant then none of us can
Steal a gun from a supervisors holster.

Headbutter
Kill a drone by knocking it with your head

Junk Food
Feed a roomba

Hugin & Munin
Have two crows in your inventory. A reference to Odin's ravens, which roughly translate to Thought and Memory

Two by two, blue on blue
Make a supervisor fire another supervisor

Drop Dead
Drop a sharp object onto an employee

Breakfast of Champions
Eat chocolate and cookies

Me Love Cookies
Eat 8 cookies in 4 seconds

No Brainer
Hit 10 employees in the head with a sharp object

Done Deal
Complete the game

Standard Procedure
Complete the game on standard difficulty or harder

Pushing the Envelope
Complete the game with NPC Mutators: Aim Skill, Detection Speed and NPC health set to at least Strong, Fast and High

Pacifist
Complete the game without killing anyone

Faithful
Find the mouse

Take the Plunge
Find the golden mouse

Pecking Order
Find the hummingbird

Best Birb
Find the golden hummingbird

Feeling Crabby
Find the crab

I'd Rather be Shiny
Find the golden crab

Sharkbait! Hoo Ha Ha!
Find the fish

SoFishticated
Find the goldfish

The Early Bird
Find the crow

Murder of Crows
Find the golden crow

Toaster
Find the robot toy

By Your Command
Find the golden robot toy

Collector
Find all basic collectibles

Master Collector
Find all golden collectibles

Supervisor, Meet Gravity
Push a supervisor off a building with a blunt item shot from your bow

Willhelm Scream
Throw 10 bots off buildings

Single Player Sportsball
Catch an object thrown at least 8 meters (horziontally)

I've got it!
Throw an object at least 5 meters and "catch" it with your face

You've Got a Friend In Me
Wave to 10 Workers

Enrage. Evade. Try Again
Survive while getting shot by at least three enemies

Brought a Knife to a Fist Fight
Win a melee fight against a supervisor

In the Name of Efficiency
Blow up at least three bots using a single grenade

No Need to Double Tap
Headshot a supervisor with an arrow shot from at least 15 meters away

Tested
Look through a hole in the floor

Corn Syrup Overdose
That's a LOT of soda.

Panta Mera
Squash 10 soda cans in the hydraulic press in fabrications

I am the Janitor
Throw 20 objects in the metal shredder in fabrications

Lights are Also Obsolete
All light bulbs stomped in fabrications

Don't Blow It!
Clear the fuse puzzle in Cost Optimizer without blowing a single fuse

I Like Flowers
Complete the game

Quick win
Complete the game in less than 5 hours

Streamlined
Complete the game in less than 3 hours

Tremendously Accurate. Cost Optimized
Complete the game in lass than 1 hour

Evil Murderer Human
Complete the game having killed all hostile bots

Unsupervised
Complete the game without dying

Pacifist
Complete the game without killing anyone